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Serbian police shoot dead assailant at Israeli Embassy

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: DW Worldยท28 Oct, 08:48 am
Serbian police shoot dead assailant at Israeli Embassy โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

A minor was shot dead by police after attacking an Israeli embassy guard in Belgrade with a crossbow.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine bringing a knife to a diplomatic gunfight and expecting a different outcome. Serbian police just deleted a wannabe insurgent from the gene pool with zero hesitation.

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The Bottom Line

ELIMINATED INSTANTLY / 10

Imagine bringing a knife to a diplomatic gunfight and expecting a different outcome.

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Imagine bringing a knife to a diplomatic gunfight and expecting a different outcome. ELIMINATED INSTANTLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/serbian-police-shoot-dead-assailant-at-israeli-embassy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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