The Straight Version
"One of the vessels is a supertanker; it is currently engulfed in flames following a powerful explosion," the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Navy spokesperson said.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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