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₹438 crore mephedrone seizure case: Gujarat ATS arrests international drug trafficker Salim Dola

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·3 Nov, 01:57 pm
₹438 crore mephedrone seizure case: Gujarat ATS arrests international drug trafficker Salim Dola — India
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The Straight Version

Gujarat ATS arrested international trafficker Salim Dola for his involvement in a massive ₹438 crore mephedrone syndicate.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking you can move 438 crores of chemicals under the ATS nose and not end up as a permanent resident of a concrete box. This genius is playing real-life GTA in Gujarat and losing.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD SMUGGLER / 10

Imagine thinking you can move 438 crores of chemicals under the ATS nose and not end up as a permanent resident of a concrete box.

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