The Straight Version
Minister P. C. Vishnunadh announced the President’s Trophy Boat Race grand finale is scheduled for November 21.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams peak governance like politicians holding press conferences to celebrate grown men rowing wooden sticks while the state burns. Absolute clown show priorities.
The Bottom Line
MID-LIFE CRISIS CARNIVAL / 10
Nothing screams peak governance like politicians holding press conferences to celebrate grown men rowing wooden sticks while the state burns.
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Nothing screams peak governance like politicians holding press conferences to celebrate grown men rowing wooden sticks while the state burns. MID-LIFE CRISIS CARNIVAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/presidents-trophy-boat-race-and-cbl-grand-finale #NZElection2026 #Unh
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