The Straight Version
Actor Imran Khan issued a formal apology to the Bombay High Court for protesting against SIR.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine having the guts to protest and then folding faster than a cheap dhaba napkin the second a judge breathes on you. Absolute spineless amateur hour.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC SPINELESS PERFORMANCE / 10
Imagine having the guts to protest and then folding faster than a cheap dhaba napkin the second a judge breathes on you.
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Imagine having the guts to protest and then folding faster than a cheap dhaba napkin the second a judge breathes on you. PATHETIC SPINELESS PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/actor-imran-khan-apologises-in-bombay-hc-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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