The Straight Version
Cyclone Murasu has intensified into a severe storm, expected to hit the Andhra coast tonight.
The UNHINGED Take
Andhra is getting a free water park experience from Mother Nature while the local administration prays the roads don't turn into swimming pools. Good luck staying dry in this absolute mess.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Andhra is getting a free water park experience from Mother Nature while the local administration prays the roads don't turn into swimming pools.
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Andhra is getting a free water park experience from Mother Nature while the local administration prays the roads don't turn into swimming pools. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/cyclone-murasu-live-updates-heavy-rain-lashes-konaseema #NZElection20
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