The Straight Version
The Democrats won control of both chambers of US Congress following the midterm election results.
The UNHINGED Take
Democrats finally have the keys to the kingdom but are too busy eating their own tails to even turn the ignition. Absolute headless chicken energy from a party that couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Democrats finally have the keys to the kingdom but are too busy eating their own tails to even turn the ignition.
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Democrats finally have the keys to the kingdom but are too busy eating their own tails to even turn the ignition. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/after-victory-in-the-midterms-what-next-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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