The Straight Version
Christopher Luxon claims the upcoming election is too close to call while touting his path to power.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxon is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while praying his corporate spreadsheets can save his sinking career from the inevitable electoral flush.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL DELUSIONAL GRIND / 10
Luxon is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while praying his corporate spreadsheets can save his sinking career from the inevitable electoral flush.
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Luxon is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while praying his corporate spreadsheets can save his sinking career from the inevitable electoral flush. TOTAL DELUSIONAL GRIND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/new-zealands-prime-minister-says-election-is-too #NZEl
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