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Akhilesh pitches Gorakhpur vs Kashi narrative, eyes inroads among Brahmins, business community

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·31 Oct, 08:27 pm
Akhilesh pitches Gorakhpur vs Kashi narrative, eyes inroads among Brahmins, business community — India
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The Straight Version

Akhilesh Yadav blames CM for anti-Brahmin/anti-Bania bias, targeting business community.

The UNHINGED Take

Akhilesh Yadav cracks the CM’s anti-Brahmin claim with a banana-taper laugh, pitching Brahmins like a dirty casino card. He’s the clown who thinks preaching costs henna.

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Akhilesh Yadav cracks the CM’s anti-Brahmin claim with a banana-taper laugh, pitching Brahmins like a dirty casino card.

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