The Straight Version
Cyclone Arnab kills five in Andhra; Minister Naidu pleads, Amit Shah offers ₹5 lakh ex gratia, crops lose 80k hectares.
The UNHINGED Take
Naidu crying about Cyclone Arnab while Amit Shah whispers ₹5 lakh like a patty in a pipe. Five hearts die, 80k hectares vanish, still they sale empty promises.
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The Bottom Line
CRAP AGENDA / 10
Naidu crying about Cyclone Arnab while Amit Shah whispers ₹5 lakh like a patty in a pipe.
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