The Straight Version
The Hindu is hosting a Science Fest and Maths Olympiad in Chikkamagaluru and Shivamogga.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says scientific breakthrough like a newspaper desperate to stay relevant by hosting kids in backwater towns. Enjoy your participation certificate while the real world moves on without your overpriced rag.
The Bottom Line
MIDLIFE CRISIS LEVEL / 10
Nothing says scientific breakthrough like a newspaper desperate to stay relevant by hosting kids in backwater towns.
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