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Cyclone Arnab to weaken into depression on October 29, says IMD | LIVE updates

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·29 Oct, 05:47 am
Cyclone Arnab to weaken into depression on October 29, says IMD | LIVE updates — India
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The Straight Version

Cyclone Arnab weakens into depression, 17 Odisha districts hit, Andhra deaths 5, CM Naidu announces relief.

The UNHINGED Take

Arnab is just a polite storm apologizing for its monsoon tantrum while Naidu tries to stuff relief peanuts into the eye of the tempest—guess it's all rain‑and‑no‑change.

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The Bottom Line

COLD SALES ON HEAT / 10

Arnab is just a polite storm apologizing for its monsoon tantrum while Naidu tries to stuff relief peanuts into the eye of the tempest—guess it's all rain‑and‑no‑change.

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Arnab is just a polite storm apologizing for its monsoon tantrum while Naidu tries to stuff relief peanuts into the eye of the tempest—guess it's all rain‑and‑no‑change. COLD SALES ON HEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/cyclone-arnab-to-weaken-into-depression-on-octo

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