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How brown mussels sustain livelihoods along Thiruvananthapuram’s coast

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·29 Oct, 05:46 am
How brown mussels sustain livelihoods along Thiruvananthapuram’s coast — India
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The Straight Version

Brown mussels at Vizhinjam auctions sustain Thiruvananthapuram divers' livelihoods.

The UNHINGED Take

These divers rave about mussel wealth, yet their wages dissolve like sea spray before you pocket them. Even the market fakes gratitude, tossing a single coin for a king of coastal chaos.

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These divers rave about mussel wealth, yet their wages dissolve like sea spray before you pocket them.

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