The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC chief Dana White the White House press secretary role.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump, craving a circus, offers UFC champ Dana White the press secretary seat, turning the White House into a popcorn‑always‑needs‑a‑cage‑fight show.
The Bottom Line
SHUT‑THE‑MOUTH / 10
Trump, craving a circus, offers UFC champ Dana White the press secretary seat, turning the White House into a popcorn‑always‑needs‑a‑cage‑fight show.
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