The Straight Version
Haley Stevens of Michigan heckled as a traitor after backing GOP's Mike Rogers.
The UNHINGED Take
Stevens swapped ideals for a punchline, was chewed like stale samosa. Rogers keeps the cash, while her vote becomes a mic‑drop of lost glory.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Stevens swapped ideals for a punchline, was chewed like stale samosa.
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