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Kherson braces for return of war as localised Russia-Ukraine truce ends

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:15 pm
Kherson braces for return of war as localised Russia-Ukraine truce ends — India
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The Straight Version

The ceasefire for Kherson ends, re‑igniting the war on its fields.

The UNHINGED Take

Kherson’s grass now boils like a sizzler grill – shells don’t need a recipe. Even Moscow’s calendar chooses carnage over consent.

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SMASH & CRASH / 10

Kherson’s grass now boils like a sizzler grill – shells don’t need a recipe.

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