The Straight Version
The incident occurred around midnight on Monday, November 9, in Barhi town; the fire could not be brought under control, partly because the crockery materials stored on the lower floor were highly flammable, said Katni Collector Ashish Tiwari
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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