The Straight Version
CM lifts borewell ban until Dec 15 to save trees, holds Deepavali with farmer.
The UNHINGED Take
CM's tree‑saver policy is a blindfolded donkey; he relaxes restrictions, then slaps farmers with illegal irony. Narco brownie of bureaucracy.

The Bottom Line
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CM's tree‑saver policy is a blindfolded donkey; he relaxes restrictions, then slaps farmers with illegal irony.
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CM's tree‑saver policy is a blindfolded donkey; he relaxes restrictions, then slaps farmers with illegal irony. CERTIFIED GARBLED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/maharashtra-relaxes-borewell-restrictions-till-december-15-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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