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French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:53 am
French school protests resume on smaller scale after holiday break — India
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The Straight Version

French students resumed school blockades across cities like Paris and Marseille following the autumn holiday break.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking blocking a gate solves anything when your entire future is already baguette-sized toast. These amateur revolutionaries need to stop playing pretend and go learn how to actually file a tax return.

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Imagine thinking blocking a gate solves anything when your entire future is already baguette-sized toast.

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