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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:10 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — India
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens staff pay freezes and ticket hikes, blaming potential 2028 fuel costs on Middle East instability.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is using a war in the Middle East as a pathetic excuse to squeeze his staff and bleed passengers dry. Pure airline extortion at its absolute peak.

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CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10

Michael O'Leary is using a war in the Middle East as a pathetic excuse to squeeze his staff and bleed passengers dry.

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