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Hassan DC bans vehicles to Male Malleshwara temple at Seegegudda in Hassan

🇮🇳 India·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Hindu·28 Oct, 01:00 pm
Hassan DC bans vehicles to Male Malleshwara temple at Seegegudda in Hassan — India
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The Straight Version

Hassan authorities banned vehicles at Seegegudda temple due to overcrowding caused by a hit Kannada film.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine abandoning your brain because a movie shot a few frames at a rock. Thousands of idiots clogging up a forest just to roleplay a scene is peak herd-mentality tragedy.

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COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Imagine abandoning your brain because a movie shot a few frames at a rock.

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