The Straight Version
Lady Goschen Hospital ranked first among district hospitals for zero maternal mortality following abortion procedures.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine celebrating the bare minimum as a gold medal while the rest of the state plays Russian roulette with patient lives. A participation trophy for not killing people is exactly the low bar we deserve.
The Bottom Line
PARTICIPATION TROPHY JOKE / 10
Imagine celebrating the bare minimum as a gold medal while the rest of the state plays Russian roulette with patient lives.
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Imagine celebrating the bare minimum as a gold medal while the rest of the state plays Russian roulette with patient lives. PARTICIPATION TROPHY JOKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/lady-goshen-stands-first-among-district-government-hospitals #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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