The Straight Version
Haris Rauf received one demerit point for violating the spirit of cricket during an ODI against England.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so rattled by a cricket ball that you need a participation trophy for bad attitude. Haris is speed-running his career into the gutter with the grace of a leaking drainpipe.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE TODDLER ENERGY / 10
Imagine being so rattled by a cricket ball that you need a participation trophy for bad attitude.
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