The Straight Version
Tens of thousands of people have crossed the Ethiopian border into Kenya to escape regional fighting in Moyale.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another border sprint because local warlords have the strategic foresight of a headless chicken. Africa’s geography is turning into a high-speed exit lounge while everyone just watches the carnage unfold.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE GEOPOLITICAL GARBAGE / 10
Another day, another border sprint because local warlords have the strategic foresight of a headless chicken.
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Another day, another border sprint because local warlords have the strategic foresight of a headless chicken. ABSOLUTE GEOPOLITICAL GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/tens-of-thousands-flee-ethiopia-fighting-into-neighbouring #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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