The Straight Version
Paraguay police arrest former President Santiago Peña after impeachment over alleged bank scandal.
The UNHINGED Take
Pena got tossed by cops after pilfering banks; his gold‑plated rickshaws now lashed by Delhi's besharam fumes.

The Bottom Line
DELINQUENT KING / 10
Pena got tossed by cops after pilfering banks; his gold‑plated rickshaws now lashed by Delhi's besharam fumes.
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Pena got tossed by cops after pilfering banks; his gold‑plated rickshaws now lashed by Delhi's besharam fumes. DELINQUENT KING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/paraguay-police-arrest-ex-president-after-impeachment-report #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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