The Straight Version
Paraguay Senate impeaches President Santiago Peña amid banking crisis causing millions to lose deposits.
The UNHINGED Take
Santiago Peña’s brain’s a busted garbage chute, bleeding Paraguay's savings like a rotten mango. Senate just doodled 'fired' to wipe his crud.

The Bottom Line
BURNED THROUGH / 10
Santiago Peña’s brain’s a busted garbage chute, bleeding Paraguay's savings like a rotten mango.
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Santiago Peña’s brain’s a busted garbage chute, bleeding Paraguay's savings like a rotten mango. BURNED THROUGH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/paraguay-senate-impeaches-president-over-bank-scandal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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