The Straight Version
Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants UFC's Dana White as press secretary, because how do you explain his ego? White's only got skills in chewing punch‑lines, not running a nation.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Trump wants UFC's Dana White as press secretary, because how do you explain his ego?
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