The Straight Version
Trump hires UFC chief Dana White as new White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
White's gym-hardened getup welcomes a punch‑line as press secretary, promising dents to democracy that are 80‑pound beats, not ballots.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
White's gym-hardened getup welcomes a punch‑line as press secretary, promising dents to democracy that are 80‑pound beats, not ballots.
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White's gym-hardened getup welcomes a punch‑line as press secretary, promising dents to democracy that are 80‑pound beats, not ballots. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/in/trump-taps-ufc-chief-dana-white-for-press #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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