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Antonelli, il mondiale vale 20 milioni in più. Quanto guadagna Kimi tra ingaggio, premi e sponsor

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·2 Nov, 08:08 am
Antonelli, il mondiale vale 20 milioni in più. Quanto guadagna Kimi tra ingaggio, premi e sponsor — Italy
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The Straight Version

Kimi Antonelli is set to earn over 105 million euros by 2030 through Mercedes deals and performance bonuses.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine banking generational wealth before you even learn how to park a hatchback without smashing the rear wing. Another spoiled bambino trading talent for a mountain of cash he will definitely blow on tacky watches.

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The Bottom Line

BANKRUPT MORALITY / 10

Imagine banking generational wealth before you even learn how to park a hatchback without smashing the rear wing.

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