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Omicidio Pier Paolo Pasolini, la Procura di Roma apre una nuova indagine

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·2 Nov, 09:27 am
Omicidio Pier Paolo Pasolini, la Procura di Roma apre una nuova indagine — Italy
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The Straight Version

Rome prosecutors have reopened the murder investigation into Pier Paolo Pasolini following a new legal complaint.

The UNHINGED Take

Fifty years of dust and these vultures are still picking at the bones to stay relevant. It is a pathetic theatrical seance for a ghost who would despise this bureaucratic circus.

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The Bottom Line

ARCHAEOLOGICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Fifty years of dust and these vultures are still picking at the bones to stay relevant.

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