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Brexit, l’idea di Burnham: sconto agli studenti europei per le rette delle università britanniche

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ANSA English·2 Nov, 09:18 am
Brexit, l’idea di Burnham: sconto agli studenti europei per le rette delle università britanniche — Italy
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The Straight Version

Andy Burnham proposes slashing UK university tuition for EU students back to pre-Brexit levels to appease Brussels.

The UNHINGED Take

Burnham is essentially begging for a participation trophy after the UK set its own economy on fire. Trying to bribe the EU back to the table with student discounts is pathetic political masochism.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE BEGGAR ENERGY / 10

Burnham is essentially begging for a participation trophy after the UK set its own economy on fire.

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Burnham is essentially begging for a participation trophy after the UK set its own economy on fire. DESPERATE BEGGAR ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/brexit-lidea-di-burnham-sconto-agli-studenti-europei #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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