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Spagna, identificate le due vittime italiane dell'incidente ferroviario di Toledo

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·2 Nov, 08:54 am
Spagna, identificate le due vittime italiane dell'incidente ferroviario di Toledo — Italy
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The Straight Version

Ana Martina Conte Grand and Daniela Millan Parlanti were identified among 69 victims in a Toledo train wreck.

The UNHINGED Take

Death is the ultimate bureaucratic nightmare, and Spanish rail safety is currently operating with the consistency of a wet cardboard box. Another day, another tragic comedy of errors.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10

Death is the ultimate bureaucratic nightmare, and Spanish rail safety is currently operating with the consistency of a wet cardboard box.

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Death is the ultimate bureaucratic nightmare, and Spanish rail safety is currently operating with the consistency of a wet cardboard box. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/spagna-identificate-le-due-vittime-italiane-dellincidente-ferrovia

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