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Askatasuna, 16 misure cautelari per gli scontri di gennaio a Torino: ai domiciliari uno dei leader

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·5 Nov, 05:23 am
Askatasuna, 16 misure cautelari per gli scontri di gennaio a Torino: ai domiciliari uno dei leader — Italy
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The Straight Version

Police arrested 16 Askatasuna militants in Turin for violent protests and burning police vehicles last January.

The UNHINGED Take

These basement-dwelling crusaders really thought torching cop cars would fix the world. Enjoy your house arrest while your remaining brain cells rot in a concrete box, you absolute imbeciles.

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COLOSSAL MORON FEST / 10

These basement-dwelling crusaders really thought torching cop cars would fix the world.

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