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Un’onda blu travolge l’America: la prima pagina di Repubblica in edicola

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·5 Nov, 07:12 am
Un’onda blu travolge l’America: la prima pagina di Repubblica in edicola — Italy
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The Straight Version

La Repubblica features a blue wave sweeping across America on its front page today.

The UNHINGED Take

La Repubblica is clutching its pearls so hard they're shattering, pretending they aren't just rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic while the ship goes down. Absolutely pathetic spectacle from the mainstream circus.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10

La Repubblica is clutching its pearls so hard they're shattering, pretending they aren't just rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic while the ship goes down.

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La Repubblica is clutching its pearls so hard they're shattering, pretending they aren't just rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic while the ship goes down. BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/unonda-blu-travolge-lamerica-la-prima-pagina-di #NZElection2

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