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Az-Juve, il derby dei fratelli Koopmeiners: “Mamma non tifa, papà potrebbe scappare dallo stadio”

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·5 Nov, 08:18 am
Az-Juve, il derby dei fratelli Koopmeiners: “Mamma non tifa, papà potrebbe scappare dallo stadio” — Italy
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The Straight Version

Brothers Teun and Peer Koopmeiners face off in the Europa League clash between AZ Alkmaar and Juventus.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine publishing a charity book while pretending your midfield battle matters more than a glorified training session. Absolute peak delusion from two brothers who clearly think the world cares about their childhood memories.

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The Bottom Line

OVERPRICED NONSENSE / 10

Imagine publishing a charity book while pretending your midfield battle matters more than a glorified training session.

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Imagine publishing a charity book while pretending your midfield battle matters more than a glorified training session. OVERPRICED NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/az-juve-il-derby-dei-fratelli-koopmeiners-mamma #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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