The Straight Version
Carney says Canada and U.S. are making progress on trade talks before U.S. midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Carney plays Roulette, promising trade spikes while U.S. voters swirl over pizza and bombs. Too good? Too bad, Canada keeps borrowing toilet paper.
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The Bottom Line
GRIM WAGE / 10
Carney plays Roulette, promising trade spikes while U.S.
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Carney plays Roulette, promising trade spikes while U.S. GRIM WAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/carney-signals-progress-on-canada-us-trade-deal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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