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Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire ends

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 09:01 pm
Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire ends — Italy
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The Straight Version

Russian strikes extinguish electricity for thousands in Kherson after ceasefire ends.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin’s circus burned more bulbs than a summer soldato in a saint’s altar—civilians dancing in the dark while the Kremlin sells promises like broken scooters.

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The Bottom Line

RUSSIAN RUIN MADNESS / 10

Putin’s circus burned more bulbs than a summer soldato in a saint’s altar—civilians dancing in the dark while the Kremlin sells promises like broken scooters.

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Putin’s circus burned more bulbs than a summer soldato in a saint’s altar—civilians dancing in the dark while the Kremlin sells promises like broken scooters. RUSSIAN RUIN MADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/russian-strikes-cut-power-to-thousands-in-ukraine #NZEle

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