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Why did Democrat Haley Stevens just endorse a Republican for US Senate?

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 09:00 pm
Why did Democrat Haley Stevens just endorse a Republican for US Senate? — Italy
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The Straight Version

Stevens flips sides, backing GOP's Rogers over Democrat El‑Sayed.

The UNHINGED Take

Stevens, a cold‑hearted scammer, slaps Rogers’ hand like a scooter on gravel, while El‑Sayed goes stale on the parking lot of ethics.

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Stevens, a cold‑hearted scammer, slaps Rogers’ hand like a scooter on gravel, while El‑Sayed goes stale on the parking lot of ethics.

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