The Straight Version
Deep Purple singer Ian Gillan was hospitalized, forcing the cancellation of two tour dates in Germany.
The UNHINGED Take
Eighty-one years old and still trying to scream like a banshee is just asking for a one-way ticket to the afterlife. Put the microphone down before the tour bus becomes a hearse.
The Bottom Line
GERIATRIC ROCK MELTDOWN / 10
Eighty-one years old and still trying to scream like a banshee is just asking for a one-way ticket to the afterlife.
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