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Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:14 am
Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI — Italy
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The Straight Version

Global stocks climb as investors pour money into AI, boosting Asian markets after Wall Street gains.

The UNHINGED Take

Wall Street’s AI hype is just a pot‑luck scam—colossi betting on a dream, while real markets flop in the gutter.

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Wall Street’s AI hype is just a pot‑luck scam—colossi betting on a dream, while real markets flop in the gutter.

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