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Neve sparita nelle città del Nord: l’inverno che i ragazzi non hanno mai visto. E l’effetto El Niño

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·2 Nov, 08:33 am
Neve sparita nelle città del Nord: l’inverno che i ragazzi non hanno mai visto. E l’effetto El Niño — Italy
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The Straight Version

Northern Italian cities like Milan and Turin are facing a historic decline in winter snowfall due to climate change.

The UNHINGED Take

The Alps are turning into a dusty pile of dirt while we watch our winters evaporate. Congratulations on trading the ski slopes for perpetual grey slush, you pathetic swamp-dwellers.

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The Bottom Line

CLIMATE COLLAPSE DISASTER / 10

The Alps are turning into a dusty pile of dirt while we watch our winters evaporate.

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