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Resa dei conti nel Gop, Vance si smarca da Trump per il ’28 e rilancia l’America First

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·5 Nov, 03:00 am
Resa dei conti nel Gop, Vance si smarca da Trump per il ’28 e rilancia l’America First — Italy
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The Straight Version

J.D. Vance is distancing himself from Donald Trump following the Republican electoral defeat to rebrand America First.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance is already sharpening the knife to stab his orange daddy in the back. A careerist rat scurrying off a sinking ship before the ego-maniacal captain even stops yelling at the iceberg.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC BACKSTABBING SHAM / 10

Vance is already sharpening the knife to stab his orange daddy in the back.

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Vance is already sharpening the knife to stab his orange daddy in the back. PATHETIC BACKSTABBING SHAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/resa-dei-conti-nel-gop-vance-si-smarca #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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