The Straight Version
Students in France resume protests as classes restart, demanding reforms.
The UNHINGED Take
French pupils barricade schools, demanding a curriculum that actually teaches, while elites sell pizzas for political cash—so what's next? Even the baguette riots are worth more than the budget.
The Bottom Line
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French pupils barricade schools, demanding a curriculum that actually teaches, while elites sell pizzas for political cash—so what's next?
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French pupils barricade schools, demanding a curriculum that actually teaches, while elites sell pizzas for political cash—so what's next? CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/student-protests-resume-in-france-as-pupils-return #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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