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Trump promised 'no more wars'. His foreign policy tells another story

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 09:34 pm
Trump promised 'no more wars'. His foreign policy tells another story — Italy
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The Straight Version

Trump’s U.S. thrusts into Ukraine, Greenland standoffs, Venezuela meddling, Iran wars despite America‑First promise.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's America‑First burned the front line, lauding Ukraine, tossing Greenland like a toy, crab‑bashing Venezuela, and raw‑banging Iran.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump's America‑First burned the front line, lauding Ukraine, tossing Greenland like a toy, crab‑bashing Venezuela, and raw‑banging Iran.

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Trump's America‑First burned the front line, lauding Ukraine, tossing Greenland like a toy, crab‑bashing Venezuela, and raw‑banging Iran. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/trump-promised-no-more-wars-his-foreign-policy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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