The Straight Version
French PM Sébastien Lecornu meets with unions to address nationwide salary demands and mounting social unrest.
The UNHINGED Take
Lecornu is bringing a butter knife to a guillotine fight. Expect the usual French tradition of burning the furniture while the elites pretend their suits aren't already singed.

The Bottom Line
GASOLINE SOAKED DISASTER / 10
Lecornu is bringing a butter knife to a guillotine fight.
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Lecornu is bringing a butter knife to a guillotine fight. GASOLINE SOAKED DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/a-tricky-day-ahead-for-french-pm-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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