The Straight Version
The European Union is rushing to appoint a new ECB chief by December following Christine Lagarde's early departure.
The UNHINGED Take
EU bureaucrats are playing musical chairs with the continent's currency while the economy burns. Another suit in a high chair won't stop the inevitable implosion of this over-leveraged clown show.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
EU bureaucrats are playing musical chairs with the continent's currency while the economy burns.
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