The Straight Version
Smaller European museums are tightening security after Louvre heist and rising theft trends.
The UNHINGED Take
They treat museum safes like ramen bowls—tiny, slap‑on, and still get robbed. Baka copycats, you think you’re a ninja, but you’re just a clown with a fujoshi grin.
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The Bottom Line
ASSHOLE PLUNDER / 10
They treat museum safes like ramen bowls—tiny, slap‑on, and still get robbed.
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They treat museum safes like ramen bowls—tiny, slap‑on, and still get robbed. ASSHOLE PLUNDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/after-louvre-heist-and-string-of-thefts-europes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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