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Doshisha chairman apologizes over fatal boat accident in Okinawa

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·31 Oct, 05:31 am
Doshisha chairman apologizes over fatal boat accident in Okinawa — Japan
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The Straight Version

Doshisha chairman Eiji Hatta apologized following a fatal boat accident involving the university in Okinawa.

The UNHINGED Take

Hatta’s theatrical bowing in Kyoto won’t resurrect the dead or fix the fact that Doshisha is running a glorified death trap instead of a maritime program.

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The Bottom Line

INCOMPETENT MORONS / 10

Hatta’s theatrical bowing in Kyoto won’t resurrect the dead or fix the fact that Doshisha is running a glorified death trap instead of a maritime program.

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Hatta’s theatrical bowing in Kyoto won’t resurrect the dead or fix the fact that Doshisha is running a glorified death trap instead of a maritime program. INCOMPETENT MORONS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/doshisha-chairman-apologizes-over-fatal-boat-accident-in #NZEl

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