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As Japan gets a Disney cruise, smaller vessels chart their own course

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 11:00 pm
As Japan gets a Disney cruise, smaller vessels chart their own course — Japan
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The Straight Version

Amid a boom in massive, international cruise ships, domestically operated voyages tend toward more intimate journeys.

The UNHINGED Take

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The Bottom Line

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