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Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·6 Nov, 11:35 pm
Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command — Japan
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The Straight Version

Zhang Shengmin's promotion as the Politburo's sole military member comes as Xi prepares to mark the Chinese military's centenary in August 2027.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command: "Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command: "Xi taps military ‘hatchet man’ to rebuild China’s army command".

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